My name is Shannon and I like llamas

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

ellendegeneres:

Just your average consultation. 

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

17 hours ago / 95,982 notes / nicoosuxx / mazeltoph

offside-goal:

a-syringe-against-the-capitol:

artjonak:

Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog.

SHARE to change that percentage.

They look like those little dust mittens!!!

I can’t imagine how painful it would be for the mother to get these things out of her

17 hours ago / 4,682 notes / sarahakele / artjonak

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

17 hours ago / 10,749 notes / niteryde / jonnywanser

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Nickelodeon and Tumblr

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

17 hours ago / 289,873 notes / wabisabija / ramsayc1

all these steal their style posts im crying

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kumagawa:

Steal her look: ariana grande

  • Gucci Cupcake Top- $345
  • Justice! Flare Jeans- $23
  • Hair Scrunchies- $876
  • Heely’s- $133 
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