My name is Shannon and I like llamas

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

theroguefeminist:

youve-gotta-free-your-mind:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

i feel so empowered right now. def gonna try this one day.

The only thing is abuse is NEVER ok. If that dude’s mother really did “beat the shit out of him” that is actually really awful. It’s even worse if the girl knew his mother was abusive before telling on him.

Don’t get me wrong, I think all the other stories of revenge are awesome and dudes should be held accountable for assaulting and harassing and bullying women. BUT abuse should not be cheered on or celebrated no matter who the victim is.

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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okay kids repeat after me

  • there are no rules on sexuality
  • you don’t need to be sure of anything
  • you can always be curious
  • liking someone of a gender that you don’t prefer is fine
  • don’t shame people for what they do or what they like

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

croatoan-feathers:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

good lord we are all psychopaths

Tumblr u need some help

whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

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